Quoteable Quotes

[Pvt.Jonez]

It seems weve been a bit less active around here lately, but i think we might be able to start a great quote thred. Just make something up that you feel has some significant value to life or a situatuion, or quote someone else. What ever floats your boat, or swimwagen if you will. :)

"Sometimes computer shit works. Sometimes it doesnt. Sometimes it dosent work, then starts working again. Computers have minds of their own, and dont trifle with them.

Myself

[whitewolfmxc]

When theres Good, theres evil
When all who claim pure Good, thats pure evil

When theres the Media, there comes the truth
When the truth comes, where is the Media ?

When theres life, theres taxes
When theres taxes, theres not always a life.

By whitewolfmxc

[Pvt.Jonez]

"87.56% of all statistics are completely BS." :)

[messenger]

It's strictly BYOB - Flick - A Bugs Life.

[Pvt.Jonez]

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner



"60% of the time things work 100% of the time"-
Some anyomous smart person

[Totenkopf]

5/4th of the worlds population have problems with fractions

[Pvt.Jonez]

"The United States will not be a threat to us for decades–not in 1945 but at the earliest in 1970 or 1980-90.

-Adolf Hitler remark to Russian President and Commissar of Foreign Affairs
Vyacheslav Molotov, November 12, 1940.

[Tigerkiller]

To be Frank, Frank, This tastes like s***!

Anyone who watched the last Vicar of Dibley will know what that is.:)

[messenger]

Shut your ****ing face uncle ****er your a ***** biting bastard uncle ****er!
Terrance and Philip.

[Pvt.Jonez]

lol, i love south park.

--Warning, this section contains some dirty language, but is still awsome-
Nicholas Angel: The swan's escaped, right, and who might you be?
P.I Staker: Mr. Staker, yeah, Mr. Peter Ian Staker.
Nicholas Angel: P.I Staker? Right, Piss Taker! Come on!

Nicholas Angel: What's the situation?
DS Andy Wainwright: Two blokes and a fu*k load of cutlery!

DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums.


Danny Butterman: Where's the trolley boy?
Nicholas Angel: In the freezer.
Danny Butterman: Did you say anything like 'cool it'.
Nicholas Angel: Umm no, not really.
Danny Butterman: Awww shame.
Nicholas Angel: Well you would have been proud of me before, when he attacked me in the hotel and I distracted him with the stuffed monkey and I said, "Playtime's over." and hit him over the head with the peace lily.
Danny Butterman: Man, you're off the fu*kin' chain!


God I love that movie

[Pvt.Jonez]

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Sir Winston Churchill

Some Rommel Quotes. . .


Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning.
Erwin Rommel

In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine.
Erwin Rommel

Sweat saves blood.
Erwin Rommel

The future battle on the ground will be preceded by battle in the air. This will determine which of the contestants has to suffer operational and tactical disadvantages and be forced throughout the battle into adoption compromise solutions.
Erwin Rommel

A few from Eisenhower

Do not needlessly endanger your lives until I give you the signal.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

It is far more important to be able to hit the target than it is to haggle over who makes a weapon or who pulls a trigger.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

Julius Caesar Quotes

I had rather be first in a village than second at Rome.
Julius Caesar

It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience.
Julius Caesar

Men freely believe that which they desire.
Julius Caesar

[SteveO2160]

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature, and has no chance of being free unless made or kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." - John Stuart Mill

[SteveO2160]

"Out of every 100 men, ten shouldn't even be there, Eighty are just targets, Nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back."

-Hericletus. Sorry for spam :]

[whitewolfmxc]

where did all my quotes go ? ><

[Dietrich]

"It is with artillery that war is made."

--Napoleon Bonaparte

[Pvt.Jonez]

A few more i found on a website.

About Americans
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
Dan Rather

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.
Lily Tomlin

War
War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
Georges Clemenceau

You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
Will Rogers

[Totenkopf]

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."
(Albert Einstein)

"History is always written by the victor, and the histories of the losing parties belong to the shrinking circle of those who were there.

"Imagine yourself acclaimed, a decorated national hero, an idol to millions of desperate people, then within six months, condemned to death by hanging."

"I recognize that after the battles of Normandy my unit was composed mainly of young, fanatical soldiers. A good deal of them had lost their parents, their sisters and brothers during the bombing. They had seen for themselves in Köln thousands of mangled corpses after a terror raid had passed. Their hatred for the enemy was such; I swear it and I could not always keep it under control."

(Joachim Peiper-Waffen SS SS-Sturmbannführer accounable for the Malmedy Massacre)