Tank Porn Theatre!!

[Pvt.Jonez]

Tank Pic Gallery!


Now dont slober on your computer screen!

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http://www.ww2incolor.com/gallery/albums/Russian/russian_tanks.sized.jpg

http://www.battletanks.com/images/Jadtiger-3.jpg

feel free to post your own!

[messenger]

Check these suckers out!

[Hunterwolf53]

lol, i did tank porn with Halo with 2 scorpians, it was fun :D

Also im new, the introducing thread was closed, why? i have no heavenly idea.
well Hello!

edit by Kyranzor: post some tank porn or get outta here! lol

EDIT: Fine, not the best tho, i found it in my bros pile of (THINGS) and uploaded it. lol.
http://www.sandia.gov/RADAR/images/tanks_optical.jpg

[Pvt.Jonez]

Pics from a site that i linked off of another site that i found that Jason Baane linked to in heated arguement that i was reading on the COH Planet site. Now i know why he is called the "WWII Expert" :)


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A panther Ausf. D (thats what it says)

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The vehicles from left to right are: a sIG 33 (mobile 150mm howitzer), a DKW NZ350 solo motorcycle and an SdKfz 10 halftrack with, judging by his black panzer uniform, one of the sIG 33's crew standing beside it. (obvousuly thats not my writing, it was under the pic)

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Panzer IV crew chilaxing (Chilling + relaxing)

[Pvt.Jonez]

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"Ya, they're real"

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[Tigerkiller]

[rollin] Incoming Tank Porn!

[messenger]

Lovely old school tanks there Tigerkiller ;).

[Madturnip]

I am going to get you guys a PHOTO GALLERY so that you all can drool!

[richard]

yeah i know. im a slut.
http://www.digital-empathy.com/richard/stuff/tank%20pr0n/Abrams-onpatrol-High-Res.jpg
http://www.digital-empathy.com/richard/stuff/tank%20pr0n/chi_mar1_1.jpg
http://www.digital-empathy.com/richard/stuff/tank%20pr0n/sherman-tank.jpg
http://www.digital-empathy.com/richard/stuff/tank%20pr0n/juno-4-8.1-Sherman%20tank.jpg

[Tigerkiller]

What's that? You want more? :schilder0009:

[Pvt.Jonez]

http://www.kmod.org/kmod_forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=70&d=1182189796

What type of Tank is this?
I think it may be some sort of long-barreld Pz II or a prototype.

[NomisGnos]

http://www.kmod.org/kmod_forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=70&d=1182189796

What type of Tank is this?
I think it may be some sort of long-barreld Pz II or a prototype.

Equipped with a 50 mm gun Pak 38 L/60 the VK 903b (Ausf H) prototype vehicle [smoke]

It is a light recon tank that was being built at the time with the same line of Panzerkampfwagen II and was in need of more recon.

You assumed right, it is a prototype and a Panzer II, and only one of this was built. Then another idea proposed to outdo it by using another type. These were mostly prototypes that never made it, much like a lot of them. Some were built and tested but then someone else proposed another idea to replace it.

[Orrie]

MORE TANK PORNO/PORR !!! (Norwegian/Swedish for Porn)http://www.achtungpanzer.com/images/cmaus.jpg
http://www.panzerplatte.de/Panzer9jpg.jpg
Panzer E100 (From the E-Series)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/c/c7/PanzerIII%28Afrika%292.jpg

[Tigerkiller]

Version Three of my grand Tank porn!

[LtSoucy]

I just found to many to post here!
http://www.military.cz/panzer/index_en1.htm

And here are smiley pics-
[transport]
[m1a]
:army0132:
[boom]
[rollin]
[axistank]
[soviet_tank]
[tankdriver]

[Volksjager]

http://www.achtungpanzer.com/images/sttig_1.jpg

[asp3132]

Oh Boy More Porn!! :-D




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[Pvt.Jonez]

Oh boy!! Ive been gone for so long and im in the mood!!!

Heres a bit of flavor from the Far East!

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[Totenkopf]

Wow that was uber naughty

[messenger]

Are those those Japanese tin cans on tracks?

[Totenkopf]

LOL look for a cambels sticker find out if its chicken soup or cream of mushroom lol

[messenger]

Indeed, maybe it would have helped strengthen their wafer thin armour.

[Totenkopf]

And they wouldve had a brake from rice rice rice every day

[messenger]

If they were even lucky enough to have rice rice rice everyday.

[Totenkopf]

HAHAHA they japs starved their troops so much for loyalty

[messenger]

It's not really too funny, quite sad that their loyalty was only really rewarded with a quick slap of petroleum sun tan.

[StickDeath]

http://www.inetres.com/gp/military/cv/tank/M1/M1A2-SEP_00.jpg

http://www.inetres.com/gp/military/cv/tank/M1/M1A1_04.jpg

You didn't say it had to be WWII

[messenger]

Well considering that this is on a WWII based forum and we are posting WWII tanks, I would say it's a good hint we are posting WWII tanks.

[StickDeath]

Well considering that this is on a WWII based forum and we are posting WWII tanks, I would say it's a good hint we are posting WWII tanks.

I wasn't the first to not post a WWII tank, the following image was posted buy asp3132, and it is the German Leopard 2, the modern German MBT.

[Totenkopf]

None the less my fave tank from WWII is the Stug...al varients and models it was fast and small, and packed a pretty nasty punch..not only that but it played many different roles.

[messenger]

Ah touché stick death, touché indeed.

[Kyranzor]

more pr0n less chat please.

[StickDeath]

more pr0n it is

http://www.achtungpanzer.com/images/cmaus.jpg

http://www.tankmuseum.co.uk/news/images/new-images/6988_064.jpg

http://www.peachmountain.com/5Star/images/2006_FtKnox_Tanks/NSengupta_FtKnox_2006_3920_M551s.jpg

http://www.peachmountain.com/5Star/images/2006_FtKnox_Tanks/NSengupta_FtKnox_2006_4299_T28Tanks.jpg

[Orrie]

That Maus'er picture is already posted... :-P

[Totenkopf]

i wanna add pics but when i do it only show the link..how do i import the pic to the page?

[Orrie]

Add link around the link :)

Or click the button thats on the "Tools" list that have to mountains in it.

[Totenkopf]

Why thank you Orrielol her go's

StugIII
http://www.lonesentry.com/articles/ttt/pics/panzer-schurzen-stug-iii-kursk-waffenss.jpg

Panther (in Kursk)
http://www.gewehr43.com/G-43__Panther_.jpg

[Scharnhorst]

M-50 ONTOS!

http://www.fototime.com/66ECDD8D3870E69/standard.jpg

[messenger]

What the heck is that thing lol?

[Scharnhorst]

the m-50 ontos was desighned in the 1950s to be the best tank killer of all time, its armed with 6 106mm recoilless rifles, it never actully saw servce as a tank killer, it was used in nam as close support, they would load the 6 guns up with canster rounds, and fire then all at once into the jungle. they were really good for putting holes in things.

[messenger]

Hah that thing looks more like an AA gun.

[Totenkopf]

they were really good for putting holes in things.

They used them alot during the Tet offencive within the citys to knock out walls and buildings the NVC and Viet Cong would use as cover

[messenger]

Although rubble would be just as good ;).
More pr0n chaps :-D.

[Scharnhorst]

http://www.axishistory.com/fileadmin/user_upload/s/sk-t35.jpg

T-35

[Scharnhorst]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Tsar_tank.jpg

http://www.nemo.nu/ibisportal/5pansar/5sidor/5bilder/tsartank1.gif

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9e/Odess.jpg

http://rkkaww2.armchairgeneral.com/galleries/armored_tractors/ni_002.gif

yes modle instrustions, but its the best immage of a NI tractor tank i could find

http://rkkaww2.armchairgeneral.com/galleries/armored_tractors/NI_03.jpg

http://rkkaww2.armchairgeneral.com/galleries/armored_tractors/KhTZ-16.JPG
heh, silly russians, the tsars tank, and armored tractors

[Totenkopf]

http://www.geocities.com/pentagon/quarters/4635/tanks/pz4/pz4_hummel.jpg
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http://www.axishistory.com/fileadmin/user_upload/u/ussr-foreign-tiger.jpg
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http://www.panzerworld.net/pictures/00121.jpg

[messenger]

Great pictures guys!
I especially like the tank that looks like a Penny Farthing :-D.

[Totenkopf]

Which one would that be messenger?..and lets see you add some more pics on here..i want more eye candy

[messenger]

http://www.nemo.nu/ibisportal/5pansar/5sidor/5bilder/tsartank1.gif
This tank ;).

[advarntek]

http://www.nemo.nu/ibisportal/5pansar/5sidor/5bilder/tsartank1.gif
This tank ;).
i dont see how this could have ever worked one shot into the whells and it dead

[Totenkopf]

That thing looks like a giant tri-cyclelol

[advarntek]

That thing looks like a giant tri-cyclelol indeed does anyone know what it was based on.

[messenger]

A Penny Farthing?

[Totenkopf]

i dont know...Messenger your on the case...find it.

[Pvt.Jonez]

http://www.army.mil/CMH/books/Vietnam/mounted/images/F11.jpg

http://www.jodyharmon.com/militaryart/NamM48s%20mural.jpg

http://www.casahistoria.net/tanks%20in%20saigon.gif

Vietnam

[Pvt.Jonez]

http://www.enemyforces.com/tanks/leopard2a5.jpg

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Modern Leopard II Tanks

[advarntek]

nice i never thought to post the leopard 2 even though it is the 1 of the best tanks in the world. and before Jason goes and says the American tanks are the best i would like to point out that 58% or the Abrams tank is made in Germany. including the main gun and engine. and the armor is British.

[StickDeath]

nice i never thought to post the leopard 2 even though it is the 1 of the best tanks in the world. and before Jason goes and says the American tanks are the best i would like to point out that 58% or the Abrams tank is made in Germany. including the main gun and engine. and the armor is British.

Wrong, about 50% of the tank design is British and German, all parts are made and assembled in the USA. Also, the newest generation of Abrams, M1A3, no longer uses the Chobam type armor. It is the same principle but it is not the same. as to the engines, one comes from GE, the AGT-1500, and the other one is Honeywell, the Honeywell LV100. Both companies were founded inside the USA.

[Pvt.Jonez]

Indeed, the M1 has matured nicely since it was brought into service in the 80s. I belive it is on par with the Leos,Challanger and other Western-Nato type tanks, and can still beat the poopy out of most of the Soviet Tanking Arsenal (which mean the Armored Cores of most 3rd world nations and China lol)

[StickDeath]

Indeed, the M1 has matured nicely since it was brought into service in the 80s. I belive it is on par with the Leos,Challanger and other Western-Nato type tanks, and can still beat the poopy out of most of the Soviet Tanking Arsenal (which mean the Armored Cores of most 3rd world nations and China lol)

I believe, it surpassed all but the leo 2 in the late '80s. It is also better then the newest Russian tank the T-90.

[Pvt.Jonez]

I belive the newest tank out of russia is the T-90s, which they're already selling to the Indians if you woulden't belive it. It says they first entered service in 94.
http://www.army-technology.com/projects/t90/

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[StickDeath]

I belive the newest tank out of russia is the T-90s, which they're already selling to the Indians if you woulden't belive it. It says they first entered service in 94.
http://www.army-technology.com/projects/t90/

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Pretty much what I said, I just didn't add the "Selling to the Indians" part.

[Totenkopf]

More pics less chat...

http://www.battlefield.ru/tanks/is2/is2_24.jpg


http://www.battlefield.ru/tanks/is2/is2_42.jpg


http://www.waffenhq.de/panzer/sturmtiger-01.jpg

[advarntek]

for god sake i was talking about the M1A2 not the M1A3

[Jason Baane]

before Jason goes and says the American tanks are the best

I have never said that, so your suspicion is ill-founded.

[Tigerkiller]

For Christ's sake if anyone starts arguing and flaming again I am going to scream very loudly until everybody's ears burst. So cut it out and just participate in the thread please. And that goes to all of you. This thread is for nice pics of Tanks, not for discussion of the newest russian tank xD. @advarntek Stop Shit-stirring.....If anyone continues with the bad behaviour I will be forced to perma-ban....

[Orrie]

I agree, less writing, more Tank pr0n!!!!!! ;D

http://the.shadock.free.fr/PanzerV_Panther_D.jpg

http://www.achtungpanzer.com/images/e100.jpg

http://www.johnottr.100megs9.com/Panzer1.jpg

http://strangevehicles.greyfalcon.us/mauspic/pz120.jpg
http://strangevehicles.greyfalcon.us/mauspic/pz121.jpg

http://strangevehicles.greyfalcon.us/Picturesc/pav.jpg

http://greyfalcon.us/pictures/MAUS.jpg

[Totenkopf]

To bad they never where able to finish those....they wouldve be awesome to see in combat...although they were huge and heavy that wouldve been awesome!

http://www.ss501panzer.com/Tiger2_332JodyHarmon.jpg

http://rain.prohosting.com/jahamill/t28b.jpg

http://rain.prohosting.com/jahamill/t28c.jpg

http://members.tripod.com/~dietmagic/11.jpg

http://members.tripod.com/~dietmagic/1.jpg

http://members.tripod.com/~dietmagic/charge1.jpg

http://members.tripod.com/~dietmagic/camopanther.gif

http://members.tripod.com/~dietmagic/panthers.jpg

How do you like them apples?

[Jason Baane]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a14/danyel_phelps/usht-T29-b.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a14/danyel_phelps/T291prod.przod.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a14/danyel_phelps/300px-Black_Prince_tank_side_view.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a14/danyel_phelps/a43_02.jpg

[Totenkopf]

http://www.backyardarmor.com/Stug_IV.jpg

http://www.backyardarmor.com/Hummel-1.jpg

http://www.battletanks.com/images/Hummel-Bumble_Bee-2.jpg

http://www.aviapress.com/book/tsw/tsw003_2.jpg

http://tank.uw.ru/images/upload/3183/ru/hummel-tb.jpg

http://www.tarrif.net/wwii/img/techs/128mmsfl61_main.jpg

http://www.tarrif.net/wwii/img/techs/stuh42_main.jpg

http://www.tarrif.net/wwii/img/techs/hummel_main.jpg

http://www.tarrif.net/wwii/img/techs/wespe_main.jpg

http://www.tarrif.net/wwii/img/techs/cricket_main.jpg

http://www.tarrif.net/wwii/img/techs/nashorn_main.jpg

http://www.wargamer.com/Hosted/Panzer/nashorn02.jpg

http://www.theeasternfront.co.uk/Graphics/nashorn.jpg

http://www.theeasternfront.co.uk/Graphics/jadgpanzerhetzer.jpg

http://www.theeasternfront.co.uk/Graphics/wespe.jpg

http://www.theeasternfront.co.uk/Graphics/hummel.jpg

http://www.theeasternfront.co.uk/Graphics/StugIII.jpg

http://www.theeasternfront.co.uk/Graphics/tiger.jpg

http://www.theeasternfront.co.uk/Graphics/panther.jpg

http://www.theeasternfront.co.uk/Graphics/pzkfw4.jpg

http://www.theeasternfront.co.uk/Graphics/su76.jpg

http://www.theeasternfront.co.uk/Graphics/su122.jpg

http://www.theeasternfront.co.uk/Graphics/su85.jpg

http://www.theeasternfront.co.uk/Graphics/isu152.jpg

http://www.theeasternfront.co.uk/Graphics/is2.jpg

http://www.theeasternfront.co.uk/Graphics/t34.jpg

[Yamato]

The following two are not pictures but videos, atleast they are still about tanks;


Tank Video 1 (http://sonicbomb.com/dmmvid.php?vid=1CL6p87rGmXMB8v8T)

Tank Video 2 (http://sonicbomb.com/dmmvid.php?vid=5mNXs8qWMYqZ28uD0)

[advarntek]

wow nice i like number 2 more. swimming tanks

[Yamato]

wow nice i like number 2 more. swimming tanks

What I like about #2 is when the Leopard does that donut.

[Yamato]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/444kc1.jpg

Black Panther South Korean MBT

http://www.army.mod.uk/img/equipment/challenger2.jpg

British Challenger 2 MBT

[Scharnhorst]

Oh no! An armored car!

http://pell-mell.webz.cz/images/k9.jpg

A Skoda PA-II armored car!

[advarntek]

that is just stange more tank porn please

[Scharnhorst]

Jap SR2
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/japan/SR2-amphib.jpg

Jap Type 2-Ka Mi
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/japan/Type-2-Ka-Mi-2.jpg

Jap Ka-Chi
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/japan/Ka-Chi1.jpg

[Scharnhorst]

Dutch HtK-46
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/denmark/HtK-46.jpg

Dutch FP1-1
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/denmark/FP1-1.jpg

Dutch FP-4
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/denmark/FP4.jpg

Dutch FP7
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/denmark/FP7.jpg

Dutch PV10
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/denmark/PV10.jpg

And lastly the Dutch Armored Harley Davidson Motorcycle
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/denmark/FP3-1.jpg
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/denmark/FP3-2.jpg

[Scharnhorst]

Belgium Minervas
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/bel/minerva-belgium.jpg
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/bel/Bel-Minerva1.jpg
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/bel/Bel-Minerva.JPG

Some tank-armored car thing.. from Finland
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/finland/image4FT.JPG

English Crossley armored car (in India)
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/India/Ind-CrossleyAC-IndiaPattern.jpg

Polish Vickers tanks
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/pol/vickers1.jpg
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/pol/Pol-7TPdw-sideview.JPG

[Scharnhorst]

I'm sure what this is.. I think it's Czech
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/Czech/Cze-PA1a-IonFonosch.jpg

Hungarian Zrinyi assault gun
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/hun/Zrinyi1.jpg

Irish armored truck.
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/ireland/Ire-1916-Dublin.jpg

[Scharnhorst]

lets see, what do i have today..

American armored halftrack
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/UnitedStates/armored-halftracks/usaht-marmonherrington.jpg

And an early M1-E2
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/UnitedStates/lighttanks/uslt-M1E2.jpg

I dont know what this is, but its american
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/UnitedStates/mediumtanks/usmt-Holt75.jpg

[Scharnhorst]

Heres the Holt G9, its crazy looking!!
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/UnitedStates/mediumtanks/usmt-HoltG9-a.jpg

The best 75 (thats its name)
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/UnitedStates/mediumtanks/usmt-BestTracklayer-2.jpg

Medium-A (1922)
http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/UnitedStates/mediumtanks/usmt-Medium-A-M1921.jpg

All are american tanks

[nikoziara]

http://www.forum.fun-online.sk/files/m26a1e2.jpg

The M26A1E2...caption says it all.

[Scharnhorst]

http://browningmgs.com/Images_1919A4/Brownings/1895&Car.jpg