IRC amusement

[messenger]

This following convo is from IRC today, enjoy :P.

--> Anonymous as joined #KMOD-NaW
<Anonymous> hello
<Anonymous> who r u lolz
<Anonymous> helol?
<FiffA_> hello !
<Anonymous> who r u lol?
<FiffA_> who are u ?
<FiffA_> am the Co Faunder of KMOD
<Anonymous> I jus cmae on teh kMOd site
<FiffA_> nice
<FiffA_> use /nick NICK to change ur nickname ..
<Anonymous> dus it work 4 1.7?
* Anonymous is now known as nick
<FiffA_> not yet .. :(
<FiffA_> lol
<nick> y?
<FiffA_> replace nick with ur nick ..
* nick is now known as ur
<ur> it no work
<FiffA_> u cant use spae then its fucked .. lol
<FiffA_> space*
<ur> kk
<ur> so when we get 1.7 version?
<FiffA_> u mean 1.4 ?
* You are now known as FiffA
<ur> I dunno, I thought newest patch was 1.7
<FiffA> yes for COH
<ur> oh rite, can u send me a copy on teh sly?
<FiffA> but around 20th - 29th june new KMOD version will come
<ur> cool
<ur> u no any gud cracks 4 CoH?
<FiffA> hmmm u dont need a crack fro COH ..
<FiffA> after applying patches the CD protection dissapears
<FiffA> :D
<ur> no but I dl'd mine
<ur> trying 2 patch up
* ur is now known as ubercoolguy
<FiffA> much better :)
<ubercoolguy> kk cool
<ubercoolguy> do u maek KMOD?
<ubercoolguy> weres th Maus tank?
<ubercoolguy> it was teh best tank in WW2 lol!
<FiffA> Maus tank wasnt in WW2 .. it was still in developement
<FiffA> and the Maus isnt i KMOD yet ..
<ubercoolguy> is it goin 2 b?
<ubercoolguy> wud make teh mod uber
<FiffA> heh we will see
<ubercoolguy> wat bout teh V3?
<FiffA> and yes am in the KMOD Team as a Project Leader
<ubercoolguy> those wud be pwnage
<FiffA> hehe
<ubercoolguy> or V2!
<ubercoolguy> make a tank taht fries v2s!
<ubercoolguy> i mean fires
<FiffA> lol
<ubercoolguy> i think they were made b4 end of WW2
<FiffA> dude .. we are not gonna make a tank that fires V2 `s
<ubercoolguy> kk
<FiffA> we are going to include all vehicles from era 1940 - 1945
<ubercoolguy> u goin to add those nazi ufos they made?
<FiffA> lol
<FiffA> no
<ubercoolguy> yeh that wud b uber!
<FiffA> they wasnt used in combat jst prototypes..
<ubercoolguy> u cud liek own teh allies wiv lazers nd stuff
<FiffA> dude, calm down on the crazy ideas ..
<FiffA> lol
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* Anon251 is now known as bloodhank
<FiffA> Hey !
* bloodhank is now known as messenger
<FiffA> Hey !
*** bloodhank is now known as messenger
<messenger> which is my forum name lol...
<FiffA> lol its messenger
<ubercoolguy> who ru
<ubercoolguy> do u maek teh mod?
<FiffA> lol!
<messenger> I am messenger... and no
<ubercoolguy> tell dis guy dat u need a maus tank
*** FiffA is now known as FiffA[KMOD]
<messenger> hmm maus tank eh?
<ubercoolguy> u no it too?
<FiffA[KMOD]> lol
<messenger> oh yes indeed
<ubercoolguy> add it then XD
<FiffA[KMOD]> lol
<messenger> hmm no
<ubercoolguy> what bout V2 tanks?
<messenger> V whats?
<FiffA[KMOD]> haha its silly
<ubercoolguy> ur a noob, v2 tanks r uber
<messenger> lol
<FiffA[KMOD]> he wnts tanks that fires V2`s in KMOD ..
<FiffA[KMOD]> lol
<messenger> nice ;)
<FiffA[KMOD]> would be a cool feature in a FUN Mod ..
<FiffA[KMOD]> :)
<ubercoolguy> no in KMOD!
<messenger> hush hush
<FiffA[KMOD]> no dude
<ubercoolguy> bt y?
<FiffA[KMOD]> becouse they didnt excist in WW2 ...
<messenger> hmm how about common sense?
<FiffA[KMOD]> yea commen sense is a good thing
<ubercoolguy> well r teh GI's goin 2 get mirrors liek on Savin Priavte Ryan
<messenger> sure sure
<ubercoolguy> cool!
<ubercoolguy> r there goin 2 b heros?
<ubercoolguy> u cud like levl them uP! :D:D:D:D
<messenger> yes great :p
<FiffA[KMOD]> lol
<ubercoolguy> well l8r guys, tell teh mod man to add in these things!
<ubercoolguy> it will maek kmod gr8!
<ubercoolguy> XD gud luck
<FiffA[KMOD]> lol
<FiffA[KMOD]> byez
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<messenger> hahaha!
<FiffA[KMOD]> LOOOOLLL !!
<messenger> good times...
<FiffA[KMOD]> whata N0000B !!

[Tigerkiller]

Hilarious!lol He doesn't know much about WWII. At least he gave some really good suggestion... hehe!:gbxhellyeah: So yes FiffA, you should put a Maus Tank and and a Tank with a V2 into the game!lol

[Sgt. D. Pilla]

LOL thats pritty funny

[messenger]

Yes we sure do need heros :D.

[Orrie]

What a pitty n00b xD , So the Maus is going to join the mod[ThumbUp][smoke]

[messenger]

Sounded abit like whitewolf, that Maus-aholic ;).

[whitewolfmxc]

WOOT ? Im not "mouse" aholic >< i just like big guns and thick armour and lots of guns ! XD

[messenger]

Back to rehab you ;)! Come on down to the IRC guys, its fun.

[FiffA]

yes dudes, cmon join the IRC channel !

Maybe YOU are the next n00b to be posted here, who knows :D

[Pvt.Jonez]

Good god this is terrible. He goes aginst almost everything i stand for (I bet that guy drives a toyota) Although the maus would be a bit fun, just to add into kmod at the very end, just for kicks :)

Intresting conversation, watching Fiffa tying to keep himself controled from completely eating this guy.

Lots of fun!

[Kyranzor]

LOL this is the funniest shit i've seen for a while...

Intresting conversation, watching Fiffa tying to keep himself controled from completely eating this guy.

LOL im sure fiffa was very strained indeed -_-

[messenger]

Most of the time I think fiffa was talking to me on MSN while I was trying to work out how to get on IRC lol.

[messenger]

New one!
*** Topic is KMOD: Nations at War | www.KMOD.org - forum.kmod.org
-ChanServ- (#KMOD-NaW) Welcome to the KMOD-NaW IRC Channel !
*** Channel mode is +tnz
*** Anonymous is now known as messenger
<ubercoolguy> hi
<messenger> why hello there
<ubercoolguy> r dey addin teh maus?
<messenger> nope
<ubercoolguy> omg y?!?!?!?!?
<messenger> because it is a) a tank that wasn't finished b) even if it was finished there were like 2 of them
<ubercoolguy> bt they cud b heros!
<messenger> wait how could a tank be a 'heros!!!'
<ubercoolguy> coz it is uber
<ubercoolguy> it cud destroy entire armys!!1
<messenger> sure, why not add polar bears with 88mm guns attached to their heads while we are at it?
<ubercoolguy> dnt b a n00b
<messenger> ok I will try restrain myself...please forgive my lack of WW2 knowledge!
<ubercoolguy> kk
<ubercoolguy> ur 4gvn
<messenger> many thanks from the east, I am in your debt
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<ubercoolguy> hi!
<Orrie> Hey
<ubercoolguy> r u teh kmod man?
<Orrie> No
<ubercoolguy> @msnperson lolz ur 4gvn
<ubercoolguy> lol msn messengers!
<messenger> mmm humour
<Orrie> >.^
<ubercoolguy> who ru den?
<ubercoolguy> do u tink there shud b maus?
<ubercoolguy> they ownd teh allys
<messenger> sure and they made abrams tanks aswell!
<Orrie> Maybe, but it will to über against the allied armour
<Orrie> Abrams didn't exist in ww2
<ubercoolguy> yer nazis made loadsa tnaks
<ubercoolguy> yes they did!
<Orrie> O.o
<ubercoolguy> teh us copyd their arbams
<messenger> yes!
<ubercoolguy> u dnt no much!
<messenger> indeed, we are but morons to your superior intellect and knowledge!
<Orrie> The abrams didn't exist befor 1980 you moron, try read a book
<ubercoolguy> lolz pruv it!
<Orrie> Try ask the US Army
<ubercoolguy> ofcurs they wud deny tey stoeld it 4 teh germans
<messenger> stupid US army knows nothing orrie ;)
<Orrie> >.<
<ubercoolguy> kekeke
<ubercoolguy> dey shud add heroz

I think orrie can add the rest as I lost it :(.

[Orrie]

Here is the rest XD


<messenger> sure would, it's not like anybody likes realism
<Orrie> The mod is already popular
<ubercoolguy> teh mod isnt relism hety sued 2 hav leaders like pattern
<Orrie> Its not 100% realism they are after, its hisorical realism
<Orrie> Like in historical way, 4 shermans needed to knock out a Tiger
<ubercoolguy> so 4 100 relism u shud hav pattern nd ppl lyk dat
<messenger> or HE rounds ;)
<Orrie> but in COH, 1 sherman can knock out a tiger
<Orrie> But HE rounds is coming ;D
<ubercoolguy> need mauses
<Orrie> I will be way too boring
<Orrie> And btw, only under a dusin where used in combat
<Orrie> (under 12 tanks)
<messenger> actually, only 2 max were completed
<messenger> most of the others had major parts missing
<Orrie> 100%
<Orrie> yes, but most of them could shoot
<Orrie> They where just stationary most of them, but could shoot
<messenger> not really most turrets and chassis were in different places
<ubercoolguy> ur silly
<Orrie> Who is silly?
<ubercoolguy> hitler had secret maus army
<ubercoolguy> nd v2 tanks
<Orrie> woot?!?!? O.o
<Orrie> There is nothing called v2 tanks
<messenger> this guy knows much ;)
<Orrie> There where only move-able lunchpads for v1
<ubercoolguy> ther were!
<Orrie> And it wasnt a tank, it was just a 4-weeled veichles drag'd by a special made panzer veichles
<Orrie> veihcle*
<Orrie> There wasn't
<ubercoolguy> no tey had tanks
<ubercoolguy> they fired v2s at ppl frm massve guns
<messenger> haha
<messenger> what about V3s?
<ubercoolguy> dose r secrets!
<messenger> ok...
<Orrie> There where something like this that transporte the V's : http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/V-2_Rocket_On_Meillerwagen.jpg
<Orrie> ^^,
<Orrie> V3
<Orrie> xD
<ubercoolguy> dats nt the tank
<ubercoolguy> v3's were uber
<Orrie> GIVE ME A PICTURE
<Orrie> GIF!!!!
<Orrie> ASAP!!!
<ubercoolguy> u cnt hav a pictre
<ubercoolguy> it ws secret, they destryd em
<ubercoolguy> aftr tey attkced loads ov tnks
<ubercoolguy> add dem 2 teh gmae
<ubercoolguy> will b gr8
<ubercoolguy> off 2 ply WoW
<messenger> ok, goodbye your highness!
<Orrie> V3 was never completed, even as americans though they where the Wassenfall Missil, which it was not.
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<Orrie> xD
<messenger> wierd-o
<Orrie> There were really V3, but none were fired/used
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[messenger]

Man that dude took the biscuit.

[Orrie]

Who knows where come really belongs.. xD
Maus and V3 where just prototypes (Maus where used in combat once or something) but the V3 hadn't been finished on the production line.

[richard]

haha thats classic

[Kyranzor]

are you sure you two arent just making this up? or is this shit for real??

[Orrie]

It is real! Just look at the IRC channel often and you'll meat the noob XD

[messenger]

Yes kyranz0r! Meet the noob!

[Kyranzor]

haha omg!!

-ChanServ- (#KMOD-NaW) Welcome to the KMOD-NaW IRC Channel !
<Kyranzor> all heil!
<Kyranzor> omg nobody is online ;(
* Anonymous (~Anonymous@CPE-124-186-94-137.nsw.bigpond.net.au) has joined #KMOD-NaW
<Anonymous> OMGLOL
<Kyranzor> wassup!
* Anonymous is now known as homosexual wallaby
<Kyranzor> haha homo wallaby
<Kyranzor> what the hell
<homosexual wallaby> omg can you guys put a giant wallaby with machineguns into KMOD???
<Kyranzor> what colour would you like it?
<homosexual wallaby> um... purple?
<homosexual wallaby> or maybe fluro pink!! :D
<Kyranzor> ok... how big? as tall as a man or like, uber mega tiger-big?
<homosexual wallaby> make it as tall as the sydney harbour bridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<homosexual wallaby> you been to sydney right!?
<homosexual wallaby> ur aussie right!!?
<Kyranzor> yer im aussie and i been to sydney once or twice XD
<Kyranzor> i like the opera house better than some homo bridge ...
<homosexual wallaby> that bridge isnt homo! screw you! i better get my wallaby or ima throw potatos at you!
<Kyranzor> ...
<Kyranzor> o.k...
<homosexual wallaby> so i get my bridge?
<Kyranzor> no dammit you homosexual wallaby you arent getting a bridge-sized wallaby with machineguns, we only do REAL (or close to real) WW2 stuff in KMOD...
<homosexual wallaby> bullshit then what is up with that one hit kill tank crap!?
<Kyranzor> pilla will eat you
<Kyranzor> for breakfast
<Kyranzor> i mean it!
<homosexual wallaby> pilla?
<homosexual wallaby> is that a brand of bread?
<Kyranzor> no its the coder who did the tank system
<homosexual wallaby> i see... so why pilla?
<Kyranzor> i dunno it's some strange sergeant dude who saved peoples
<Kyranzor> gosh
<Kyranzor> what is your problem
<homosexual wallaby> GIANT WALLABIES!!! AHHHHH MOTHERLAND
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<Kyranzor> well that was random


































all of the above was made up by me, kyranzor, who was very very bored awaiting a certain txt message by a certain female.. i was chatting to myself through the web-based IRC and Xchat hahahaha

[David]

Hilarious Topic xD.

[Sgt. D. Pilla]

HEHE....YAY now does that mean i can eat you kyran :@ lol :-P

[Orrie]

HAHAHHAHA!!! Kyran, your so yelious that Messenger and I (And Tigerkiller) where the only one to meat the n00b xD!!!! EAT JELLYS!!!

[Kyranzor]

:( dammit its not fair why cant i meet the spastic noob XD hahah

[Orrie]

*Epic Voice* Your time will come, Kyranzor! *Epic Voice*

:P

[messenger]

Well he hasn't been on for a while, probably playing WoW or something ;).

Oh indeed we must hope it shall :D.

Or you can hope so.

Only the believers see this legendary noob I guess :P. Heretics :D.

[messenger]

<ubercoolguy> yo
*** Anonymous is now known as bloodhank
<bloodhank> hi
*** bloodhank is now known as messenger
<ubercoolguy> ware r teh heros?
<messenger> not sure, on BFME perhaps
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*** ChanServ sets mode +o on FiffA
<FiffA> hey all !
<ubercoolguy> hi yo
<ubercoolguy> ware teh heors?
<FiffA> lol
<FiffA> no heroes in KMOD
<FiffA> for now ..
<ubercoolguy> y?
<FiffA> me and Kyran are the only heroes in KMOD XD
<ubercoolguy> we ned privte ryan!!
<FiffA> lol
<FiffA> hes jst gonna get raped..
<messenger> yeah and rommel and robo hitler
<FiffA> lol
<ubercoolguy> kekeke
<ubercoolguy> dnt b stupid fiffa
<ubercoolguy> who r u neway?
<FiffA> HAHAH !
<FiffA> watch ur mouth little boy
<messenger> ownt?
<ubercoolguy> nub
<FiffA> well first iof all am OP of this channell as u can see ..
<FiffA> and am the co founder of KMOD .... so yes i got power
<FiffA> lol
<ubercoolguy> so does privet ryun
<FiffA> screw him
<ubercoolguy> scru joo
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<FiffA> hahaha

[Orrie]

What a pussy he is xD

LoL :P

[messenger]

Fiffa scared him away...